Live-Blogging Eurovision. Y’know, ‘cos we can #3Posted: May 29, 2010
I should probably let you know the scores are out of 5. Also, I’m breaking out the Cava in a minute.
Georgia – Sofia Nisharadze, Shine
Campness – 5. Cross over the crotch.
Costume. 2. Saved by the crotch (see above)
Performance – 2. Dramatic. But shit.
Singing – 4.5 Only redeeeming feature.
Turkey, maNga, We Could Be The Same
Campness – 0. Despite the name. Sucked the campness out of the room. At Eurovision
Costume – 4. Power Ranger Helmet. For realz yo
Lyrics – ?!
Performance – 4. Metal rap with robots.
Singing – 1. The tune was pretty good.
Albania – Juliana Pasha, It’s All About You
Campness – 3. Electro dancing. Madonna would be proud.
Costume – Madonna-ish. See above.
Performance – 2. Amy J: Violinist looks like Robert Smith/Tim Burton
Singing – 3. Total rip-off of Katy Perry ‘I Kissed A Girl’
Iceland – Hera Bjork, Je ne sais quoi
Campness – 3.5
Costume – 0. The dress is not flattering. Chiffon tent. We love big but that’s not beautiful
Lyrics – weird mix of languages. As far as we can tell.
Performance – 1
Singing – 3. Good voice. Tune kinda awesome.
If she was standing here she’d score more. She’s kinda terrifying
Ukraine – Alyosha, Sweet People
Campness – 0. Kinda metal. The gays would love her hair though. I do too.
Costume – 3. Love the hood. Practical and versatile. Also loving the make-up.
Lyrics – 0. Can’t tell what she’s saying.
Performance – 2. The wind machine is BACK. Like The Terminator! Yeah. Love the pop culture references. Ooo and flashing lights.
Singing – 2. Weird mix of genres.